Nature’s Television

Interesting day today.  I was onboard the USNS Impeccable, with my two good friends, Terry Sedlacek and Christy Lynn Martin.  We were discussing the new production by our favorite new acting troupe “Bartendaz.”  The new production is called “I married the Eiffel Tower.”  “So what is it all about?” Christy asked.  “Can’t you tell by the title?” snorted Terry.  This got me thinking about my recent Oceanic Airlines flight, to visit Oxana Malaya.  I knew Oxana from our time with the Gilt Groupe.  The Gilt Groupe was (is?) a non-profit that sought donations of gold bars to fund stem cell research.  Anyway, when I finally made it to Oxana’s house, there was a note on the front door: “Out to Target, picking up a few things – come inside and make yourself a drink.” And so I did…