“I’m not sure why some people prefer Red Vines to Twizzlers,” mulled Shane, “when Twizzlers simply taste better.”
“It’s about making the mouth happy. Capisce?” he finished.
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Shanes Brane – Unanswered Question
“In the 1980s, one woman posed a question that to this day has gone unanswered,” thought Shane. “That question,” Shane continued, “was ‘where do broken hearts go?’ That woman: Mrs. Whitney Houston-Brown.”
Shane’s Brane – Scrabble
“I wish ‘gauze’ was spelled with a ’s’ instead of a ‘z’”, thought Shane when he was playing Scrabble one Thursday.
