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Naturestelevision is calling Indiana for Obama
The Naturestelevision is calling as of 8:15 PM EST that Indiana’s 11 electoral votes will be going to Barack Obama!
(Projections based on telephone surveys of 3.0000 households)
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This just in. The Naturestelevision crew, this website’s most trusted newsource, will be enjoying chili and tortilla chips this evening while watching the election coverage.
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Offer Letter for Butler Position
Dear Mr. Stolz,
I am very pleased to offer you the position of butler at my estate located at 2700 Pacific Coast Highway, Signal Hill, CA 90805. Please do not park in the driveway.
Your responsibilities at the home include: washing, cleaning, polishing, laundering, ironing, and the preparation of two hot meals a day, preferably brunch and supper. The baking of cookies is appreciated but not expected. You are asked to be on service between the hours of 8:00 AM and 8:00 PM. The rest of the time is yours to use as you see fit. Please no boomboxes or reggae music.
You may also be asked to serve, on occasion, as the driver of one of our fleet of automobiles. Unfortunately, we were forced to let go our previous hired help because of his weakness for spirits. In a measure to protect ourselves while preserving the enjoyableness of the ride, we have had breathalyzers installed in each car on the driver’s door and reverse-breathalyzers installed on each of the passenger doors.
You are requested to begin service immediately. You are invited to occupy the on-site butler quarters. Rent for said quarters will be deducted from your pay on a weekly basis.
Your former commanding officer, Admiral Vickers, was a good friend of my father’s. Adm. Vickers speaks very highly of you. Our household, like the Navy, is a regiment that thrives on discipline and structure. I should think you will perform the requirements of the position admirably.
I look forward to meeting you in person when you arrive. Please bring this letter and two forms of identification.
Best,
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